When his wife's snoring woke him for the third straight night, Harry went to the bathroom medicine cabinet, got some aspirin and popped two tablets into her gaping mouth.
"Awk, glub!" choked his startled wife. "What the..."
"It's okay, honey. I gave you some aspirin," he explained.
"Why? I don't have a headache!"
"Great!" said Harry, triumphantly. "Let's fuck!"
Friday, July 15, 2005
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Movies that I Like
- The Louisiana Sky
- The Lakehouse
- Secret Garden
- The Chronicles of Riddick, Pitch Black
- All Star Trek Movies
- Sense and Sensibility
- Pride and Prejudice
My Favorite Reads
- Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein
- Timeline by Michael Crichton R.I.P.
- Angels & Demons by Dan Brown
- Maxim Magazine
- The Time Travelers Wife
- Therapy by Jonathan Kellerman
- Compulsion by Jonathan Kellerman
- Bones by Jonathan Kellerman
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